someone's got a case of the mondays. i missed glenn beck today due to the extended post-pizza nap i took, and it just threw everything off.
but seriously folks. i applied for two jobs today. a local community college is looking for writing tutors for the summer. it's the perfect job for me. works with my resume, which i have to update. let me say this. updating a resume is the least fun activity known to me-man. it's level with hot-poker sodomy. i hate it. and my last resume was saved on my old computer, which crashed, so i need to create one anew. it blows. but the college job required an online application, and no resume is required. i will bring one if i get an interview, though. probably a good idea.
the second job i applied for is at Bill Miller BBQ. it's a small bbq joint about 2 blocks from my house. if both jobs pay similar, i would rather work at the bbq joint. for one obvious reason. i know how to get depressed at the poor grammar of America's youth and the future of our nation. i do not, though, know how to make good brisket.
so, we will see what happens.
there is this new flavor changing gum i have to try. science never ceases to amaze me. i mean, it's one flavor, then it changes to another flavor? are there computer chips in there or what? makes me want to put my hand over my heart as the national anthem plays in my head. similar to the feeling i got when i learned that kfc was replacing its buns with pieces of fried chicken.
goodnight, fellows.
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